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Post by aquamaster on Aug 22, 2006 0:03:50 GMT 7
58, 59, 3pm!
"That's all for today. Lecture will end here"
Those are the only words Kok kok has been looking out during the lecture for the past hour. It signals the end of a tiring day for him, who have lectures since 8 in the morning. His bag is already packed up, and he is on his way to the classroom door. The only thing on his mind now is Notreal RPG 2007 he just brought a few days back. I wanna clear that quest by today!
Out came the SMS ring-tone from his pocket. Which fat is trying to stop me from playing my game? He flip open his phone to check. The SMS is from his president. It reads
"Hey kok kok you better open the clubhouse door before I arrive haha FAT!"
What day is it today?
He check his watch
It's Thursday
Kok kok is a Omputer Club member. There is a meeting every Thursday till late at night.
and I forget to return the key to my president a few days back. d**n it!
Kok kok unwillingly make his way to the Omputer Club. There goes my lv 60 Armour and weapon. I have to delay one more day again
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Post by alonsocwj on Aug 22, 2006 0:10:35 GMT 7
When he went to the club house, he found that no one is around. He was puzzled and put his hands into his deep pockets. Deep into his thinking, something so big that block out the entire sun jumped out of no where and gave our poor kok kok a scare of his lifetime.
"BOOM!!!"
Kok kok was so afraid that he shouted like a son of a motherless fruitcake. It was Melvin.
Kok kok was very angry then and he started to chase Melvin around the school. Although Melvin look very big, clumsy and immobile, he ran up to the astro club house and eventually found Victor...
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Post by somatic on Aug 22, 2006 0:15:55 GMT 7
Victor looked at them and shake his head.
Those 2 idoits again....
He closed the door and Melvin has to run else where, just then Fish walked pass to look for a toilet as the whole first and second floor toilet is in cleaning.
HO nuts
Melvin make a quick turn and Kok kok, as short as he is, missed the turn and bang into Fish.
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Post by aquamaster on Aug 22, 2006 0:28:53 GMT 7
A sense of pain was felt on Kok kok's forehead
"OUCH!"
What was that
He look up, only to be greeted by the sight of his fish-size president, fuming with anger.
"Hey you FAT where is my keys?" yelled the president
Kok kok dug deep into his pocket
"There you go" he holds up the key, still keeping a significant distance from his president.
The president did not take notice of that. He was already scanning for toilets nearby.
"Hand that key to me later on" said the president before he make a dash toward the convection center.
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Post by alonsocwj on Aug 22, 2006 0:35:11 GMT 7
Kok kok then found out the Melvin was still on his heels before he even knew it, Melvin had cornered him.
"Come on, kok kok, it wun hurts, i will personally ENSURE that.", Melvin said with a sadistic glee.
Just then, "SUPER CAI CAI TO THE RESCUE!!!"
Cai Cai appeared on of nowhere and he looked at Melvin and Kok kok.
"What happening?", Cai Cai asked
"Dismembering Kok Kok"
"Hey, you know u r doing something immoral, Melvin, u thingyhead and the worse thing that can happened is u BO JIO!!!"
Kok kok found himself in all kinds of trouble as he was forced back into a corner...
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somatic
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Post by somatic on Aug 22, 2006 0:45:47 GMT 7
"Bah boring."
Melvin turned around. "We need more members, so far theres only 8 of us. We need more members or else Kok kok will just get tortured until he does not want to come and we will have only 7 people left."
Cai cai agrees, but his still not letting his focus off Kok Kok. Melvin walked away off to a corner of the nearest canteen, looking for some snack while yet another member appeared. Lan Sai.
"Oie, FAT dun eat liao lar." Forever the first greeting off Lan Sai when he saw Melvin attempting to buy some food.
Irritated Melvin just went down the stairs passing by Lan Sai, "Go club house first, i think today's meeting is quite important.".
"BAH! Ill go get some thing over at cheers first."
He Screened pass the Soccer court, bursting with people playing soccer as usual and the plaza by the bus stop is always filled with couples. 'Images repeat every day over and over again, BORING' sparks off in Melvin's mind as he head over for a can of Coffee.
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Post by IrViNe? on Aug 22, 2006 12:23:54 GMT 7
Back at the clubhouse...
Fish, kok kok, cai cai and lan sai sat around the meeting table.
"So... wat shld we talk bout for meeting today?" fish said
"Wait for melvin first lor, he's buying stuff from his fav shop cheers, bet he's gonna flood the meeting table full of food." lan sai said
"KS ALL HIS FOOD WHEN HE COMES!" fish said excitedly.
5 mins later... the club house door is banging loudly.
"Must be tat f**ked up melvin ignoring the big notice on the door." he murmured as he went to open the door.
As he opened the door, he got frightened as the shadow overwhelms him. When his eyes got adjusted to the temporary darkness, he noticed tat Melvin towered over him wif a huge amount of tidbits in his arms, and kok kok starts to drool.
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Post by somatic on Aug 22, 2006 12:31:32 GMT 7
"Oie!"
Melvin toss a bag of Tao keo Neo Wasabi Kimchi flavour Seaweed towards Cai Cai.
"Nah, your usual order."
A bag of fish crackers landed infront of Fish, Lan Sai had a bar of chocolate on his hand and Kok Kok had nothing.
"OIE FAT! Where my tibit?"
"Nothing for you, who call you bring the keys home the other day? I was intending to come and get some stuff from club house but had no key from Fish. You want you go down buy your own stuff."
"Meh! Ba***rd A**Hol*"
"Ok, stop arguing, lets start our meeting."
Fish interrupted the commotion and started walking over towards the black board.
Some how fish has a serious stances when ever he starts a meeting. He is mysterious indeed.
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Post by alonsocwj on Aug 22, 2006 18:26:15 GMT 7
"FAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Meeting end
Kok took the same route again home. He had nothing to do at home and he has to went home just to let his brother to play NFS.
Kok Kok went home with a sluggish face...
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Post by aquamaster on Aug 22, 2006 19:18:37 GMT 7
Meanwhile, Cai cai and Melvin walk towards the bus stop. They take the same bus home every meeting. Cai cai alights around 6 stops later before changing to MRT, while Melvin take almost all the way.
Cai cai is still munching his seaweed. His bag never runs out of seaweeds! Melvin is having this cup noodles he just brought from the newly open Cheers!
"You just finish your dinner barely an hour ago and you are already hungry?" questioned Cai cai, pointing to his watch at the same time. It reads 7.49pm
"Hungry lah. You have a problem with it?" replied Melvin "Every time complain. You also, still eating your seaweed. You have been eating your seaweed throughout the meeting just now!"
"Did I?" Everyone knows that Cai cai never pays attention to the amount of seaweed he eat daily. 50 packets maybe? "Don't make ridiculous comments"
There is never peace when those two are together.
Their bus came. To their surprise, the bus is not as filled as they expect. The emptier the better! They took the seat nearest to the bus driver after paying their fares.
"Do you feel something weird about the bus today?" ask Cai cai
"It feels so" answered Melvin, regular of service 154
They took a glance towards the back of the bus, before looking back at the next bus stop
They are the only 2 guys out of the 20 something passengers on board, and more members of the opposite sex will be boarding in the next stop outside SMI. It took them quite a while to realise that the bus driver is a lady too.
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somatic
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Post by somatic on Aug 22, 2006 19:55:33 GMT 7
"Urm........"
Melvin feel wierd, althought being in a family of female sibling, and a mother only. It makes him feel odd that the bus is only having female pessangers beside him and Cai Cai.
"Oie you got see that one just come up or not!!! Chio Sia!!!"
Cai cai has his HG Chio bu Radar activated.
Melvin said nothing, he just glanced outside the window remiencing in his thoughts of his secondary school life.
'Its still boring now'
Just then Cai Cai's bus stop has arrived and he left with a loud "BYE FAT!"
Melvin shrug and fall asleep, but when he woke up a girl, of an age of 15 -16 sit beside him, she looks refreshing with a short hair cut and wearing a 1 piece long blouse.
'Cute......'
Melvin ended up getting off the bus kept thinking about that girl.
'd**n, i should have asked her for her name.... ah crap, gotta start on the proposal first. Stupid Fish make me have to skip my RPG again....'
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Post by JQ on Aug 22, 2006 21:39:38 GMT 7
The next day morning, lan sai came to the club house to study TP with fish...
at first lan sai got lots of questions to ask fish to explain...
but fish keep saying "FaiiiiiL FooooLs" making him sadded....
and study in one corner while listening to his walkman fone mp3.
fish never even started studying TP but keep on playing diablo2 til mad...
he MF till he got 49 stone of jordan and in the end his overall TP result got 49/100. .........
while Lan sai got 50/100......
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Post by somatic on Aug 22, 2006 21:50:15 GMT 7
'But ofcourse, thats what might happen if he keeps doing that' ;D
Thought Lan Sai, stillskimming throught his Tp notes with LC who got nothing to do at home and came down to study.
Fish and Cai Cai are still playing D2, even if 2molo is the last exam, there should atlease be some studying.....
Kok kok never comes when theres no pourpose as its not easy to study in such a stressful enviroment, with people surfing net, playing games and blasting music.
Melvin is at home slacking as his not taking TP, rather AeeL as he failed it last sem.
Looking at his watch again, Lan Sai feels that he have wasted enought time and left the club house at 3.
'Great.... 4 hours of really getting no where..... wasted my time. Should have go looked for people like Yew Meng....'
Fish is still busy playing D2 until he reliase that his hungry, and he forced every one to go buy lunch.
"Lan Sai go liao ar?"
"Arbu, come here do nothing, im oso going home liao." With that LC oso left for home. Now its only Cai Cai and Fish inside the Omputer Club house...
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Post by anonymous on Aug 22, 2006 22:44:40 GMT 7
Time flew by ridiculously as cai cai and fish gets indulged into the world of diablo, with fish trying hard to tank that whole battalion of FAT cows and cai cai trying to ks them all.
Upset by the countless unfortunate deaths of his barbarian, fish eventually broke his razor diamondback mouse as a result of excessive copy and paste actions.
"GG!!! WTF...", he yelled at his mouse. Cai cai in the meantime was laughing away at fish. "Laugh wad! Come pk me la i use touch pad also sure zai u upside down", challenged fish. "Come la you think..." Cai cai came to a pause.
He stared into his poor IMB laptop screen, feeling puzzled why it was out suddenly. The upset fish smiled as he saw wad was going on. "Haha FAT, your mains are off", exclaimed fish.
Feeling lost and cold, cai cai said "I wanna go home...". Fish sensing something fishy, agreed with a nod anyway.
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Post by aquamaster on Aug 22, 2006 23:12:47 GMT 7
"Ah I'm Hungry!" Yelled the president, before he could even shut down his laptop. His stomach is still growling for food. "Hey Cai cai we go eat lunch first before we go home"
"Are you nuts" Cai cai replied, looking at the clock across the room. "It's already 5pm. Today I going back for dinner at 7pm. I don't want to eat liao"
He dig through his bag filled with TP notes and seaweeds, and out come 2 packets of seaweed never seen before in Singapore.
"These Japanese seaweed just arrived at my house last night. Eat them while they are still fresh" Cai cai hand one packet over to fish. "Eat seaweed every day, keep the doctors away!"
"I thought it is eat fish every day keep the doctors away?" the president replied half-jokingly, examining the packet for it's expire date
Cai cai open his mouth and lean towards fish, "Then I eat you now"
"Oioioi go away" The president lift his butt off the chair and take a few steps to his right. "Eh you order from gBay issit? How come there is no expire date"
"Eh you don't trust me arh? Direct import from japan supplier. Furthermore fresh stuff don't need expire date one" retort Cai cai. Sensing Cai cai's anger, the president agreed and starting eating the seaweed
A small window pop up from the bottom right of fish's laptop screen. It's kok kok. Fish quickly move his hands over his diamondback and tried to move the mouse on the screen.
"Spoil liao lah" said cai cai. Life is horrible without diamondback. Using his touch-pad, he finally manage to start a conversation with Kok kok over MSN. The first line is as usual: Tan kok kok ah kok kok haha FAT
Kok kok is used to his opening nonsense. He ask the president where he is, and he learn that both him and Cai cai are at the clubhouse at the very moment
Kok kok to fish over MSN: eh wait. clubhouse key with me leh. How you all go in in the first place?
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