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Post by somatic on Aug 23, 2006 9:39:54 GMT 7
"Say you FAT Really FAT! Obviously i got spare key what!"
After replying to Kok Kok, Fish shut down his laptop while Cai Cai is still munching on his seaweed. Fish stretches abit, and look towards the windows, its getting dark and it seems that they had not studied much at all.
'Hack, TP fail then fail lor'
Cai Cai puts down his bag of seaweed and remembered something.
"Oie fish, yesterday me and Melvin go home that time the 154 all women only le, not sure why but like machum every one except me and Melvin is women lor, people taking from SIM oso women onli, the bus driver oso women. Best is all ard the age of 18 - 24. And all chio. haha."
Fish is oblivious to what Cai Cai is saying, his view is glued to a small figure appearing at the bottom of the small hill in which the club house is on top of.
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Post by anonymous on Aug 23, 2006 21:16:57 GMT 7
Being only able to see the sihoulette of the figure due to the darkness, fish further strained his eyes to get a better glimpse of it.
Fish was quite sure it was a figure of a human being, a woman to be exact. Although the image wasn't clear, fish was quite sure he saw some long and disheveled hair that belongs to the figure.
Out of a sudden, fish felt a gush of cold down his spine.....
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Post by somatic on Aug 23, 2006 21:48:45 GMT 7
As the figure slowly moves away, fish started to come to his senses.
'What in the blue hell is that?'
Cai cai is not very pleased with fish not listening to him. So he ended up packing faster than fish and bugged fish.
"Oie Fish, faster lar, dun keep looking outwards. See a cat ar?"
Fish is not happy with the mentioning of the word "Cat". Partiall of his name is derived from the fact that he discriminates against cats as useless animals.
As the two move away from the club house, fish stopped again and looked at the similar sport where he saw the mysterious figure.
'I wonder if its really a person standing here.'
As Cai Cai needs to cross the bridge, fish is left alone standing at the spot while all of a sudden.
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Post by aquamaster on Aug 23, 2006 23:34:27 GMT 7
Out of the blue, fish's classmate, Lim Jia, pop out behind him. Lim jia was trying to give fish a scare, but he used it so often that people no longer fear his back-stab
"Hi lanjiao" greeted the president. That one greeting Lim jia hate to hear. He start chasing the president and they went all the way to the bus stop.
Service 384 happen to come by when they both reach the bus stop. It is as crowded as usual. I won't take bus which light from the opposite side cannot pass through. That's the president's policy every time he takes the bus. But not today. He went against his policy and dragged Lim Jia on-board. He is still having an uneasy feeling he had when staring at that mysterious figure just now.
He look back at that spot as the bus door closes. That figure is there again, I can't be wrong this time. He alerted Lim jia and pointed to that spot.
"You got see anyone there?" he asked Lim Jia
"Pillar block lah cannot see"
The bus begin moving away from the campus bus stop
"There there in front of the street soccer court there on the road. You see anything there"
"Aiya now the school gate pillar block. Eh now exam period leh. And now what time liao where got people." He got this reply from Lim Jia.
With Lim Jia words, fish reassured himself. It must be the lack of sleep lately. d**n TP exam make me lose sleep. Keeping the mysterious figure incident at the back of his mind, he started chatting with Lim Jia on every nonsense under the sun.
The bus passed by Bukit anjang plaza. This time round it's Lim Jia. His eyes is fixed onto something inside the MecDonald stall.
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Post by somatic on Aug 23, 2006 23:45:57 GMT 7
"Oie Fish, Look there quick!"
Lim jia pointed at the mecdonals, Fish was turning around when a figure moved passed, banging Fish off balance and nearly cause him to fall.
"Sorry sorry..." The guy moved away.
'Motherless Fruit Cake, Dunno how to see got people ar?'
"Yes Lim Jia? what you want me see?"
"Just now at the Mecdonals there like got 1 guy i think look like Melvin le."
"Where got possible, Melvin is now at home lor, some more he no exam tomorrow."
"But then he looks like him lar."
"Aiya, you and your bullnuts."
The two hang on tight to the pole as the bus start to make a series of turn.
"ARCHOOO!"
'Someone talking behind my back?'
Melvin sat waiting for his friend at the Mecdonal, while munching on his Mega Mec. It just does not seem to be mega when compared to the size of himself.
"Eat so fast liao ar?"
"Cannot ar?"
"Anything, anything."
"So where are my goods?"
"Nah, here."
"Good, finally i can complete my set of Oundam Deed."
"By the way, where is the my bargain?"
"Nah, here." Melvin handed him a brown paper bag.
-Looks inside the bag, ruffle around the stuff.
"Ok, thanks for this info, now ill have being prep for the things which should move on long ago."
Melvin stroll around for a few while noticing the same girl he saw the other time on the bus.
"What is she doing?"
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Post by anonymous on Aug 24, 2006 1:07:52 GMT 7
Melvin recalls that girl as the 1 that sat beside him during his trip home the other day. Clad in a skimpy white tank top and purple mini skirt, there she was slouching on the sofa seat, resting her head on her delicate palm as though her head was as heavy as melvin's.
As though having pre-installed cai cai's HG Chio bu Radar(Yan dao version) , the eyes of melvin and the girl soon met. Feeling shy, the girl blushed and turned her head away while Melvin on the other hand could almost tell that his heart pounded so fast that it would self-destruct soon.
What was in melvin's mind now is a scene of a beautiful hill top filled with lavender as purple as the girl's skirt. Up that summit of the hill top was that girl, clad in traditional holland milkmaid attire, smiling sheepishly at him.
After what seemed like eternity, melvin finally came to his senses when the girl made a hand gesture for melvin to come over to her.....
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Post by aquamaster on Aug 24, 2006 1:31:15 GMT 7
Is she... waving at me?
Melvin rub his eyes and adjust his contact lenses. He look at her again
There's no mistake... She's the girl who sit beside me the other night. She's gesturing me to go over?
This time round melvin twist his earlobes. He felt the pain instantly
I'm not dreaming. Wait. This is definitely some kind of conspiracy. I should not go over!
He tried to walk off, but his legs won't respond to his command. The girl began to close up the gap between them, slowly step by step.
Wait. She has been looking at me for a long time, and now she even close her gap. Ah whatever. It's a once in a lifetime chance to be able to talk to a pretty lady. I'll ask her what is going on
With his newfound courage he walk up to that girl.
"Yes young lady. You're looking at me for a long time. What can I do to help?"
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Post by somatic on Aug 24, 2006 12:49:33 GMT 7
'......'
"Huh? I cant hear you?"
'................'
"I still cant hear you?"
'Wait, how come i cannot hear anything now?'
Melvin is puzzled what is wrong, he cant tell whether is it him or the world is spinning, and soon shadow cover over him, knocking him out cold.
"Thats for messing with me."
The last sentance to send in to the concious of Melvin before his finally down. People look around and notice him on the ground, lying at the intrance of the shopping center.
Kok kok was playing his nonrealrpg 2007.
'Huh? How come got this new sever one? Maiyama Server? I think ill go there try my luck.'
'Huh? What is this data?'
Kok kok explored the new sever, he cant seem to make any sense out of it, his map indicated his in the middle of the town, but all around him are debrids, not sure what to do, Kok kok went around until he notice a sparkling beam of light that emits out from a tower around 3 map away.
He decide to take a luck scouting there.
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Post by aquamaster on Aug 24, 2006 21:50:17 GMT 7
It took kok kok character quite a while to travel to that tower. Blame it on his 6 years old PC. He is still using the slow FE 4gen (Fish Electronics 4th generation processor) while the market is already adapting to the latest FE duo2gen
That tower stands around 80 storey tall. It looks like just any commercial building, but this is the only building standing among the derbies? What the hell is the game creator thinking? Having already saved his game, his character walk into the building to explore further
Draw a lot? Never seen that option before in other Temple of Odin, he read on for more info.
"The lot which will give you a glimpse of the future. After drawing a lot, you will take your lot to the top floor of this building and check out your divination"
I think I'll try it
"You have drawn lot 22. Now go to the top floor to check out your future"
Kok kok's character took the lift up the building. It seems to take forever to reach the top
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Post by somatic on Aug 24, 2006 22:02:17 GMT 7
Before Kok kok's character was a figure clapsed in a white dress, with a scaf covering its face leaving only its eyes exposed. It displayed the result of the divination lot which Kok kok seems to drawed.
'Huh? i really dun seem to understand.'
As Kok kok starts to move from the tower, his engaged in battle mode.
Kok kok prepaired units. The nonreal Rpg is played by having the character comanding over a pack of units while moving throught out the different worlds in each sever.
'3 Oundam Z and 2 Kazu should be enough to handel this situation.'
The battle engaged and as his about to triumph, an array of lasers cluster over the whole area, dealing massive damages over Kok kok's units while destorying all of the enemies,
'Whose that idoit? Simply ksing my kills and damage my units! I will not forgive him!'
Kok kok uses the emmergency repair kit and half recovered his troops, as he start to mobilise them, the sand underneath his units collapse and Kok kok's screen went black.
'nuts!!! Sub terrian Caves?'
What appeares infront of Kok kok was something that he never seen before. An altar of some sort, with a glimse of what seems to be the legendary Lv 9999 Dark Oundam Kz.
Before he knew anything more, his being forced booted out of the server.
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Post by aquamaster on Oct 3, 2006 18:42:25 GMT 7
Enough for tonight. Stupid server
Kok kok look at the clock. It is half past 1am
There is a TP paper tomorrow at 7am. d**n!
Why am I still awake?
He force himself to sleep
*Fast forward to 10 hours later. Outside the exam hall*
"My TP sure get full marks" claimed fish
"Sure or not?" Cai cai asked curously
"You know how much time i spend in revising? I spent 1 whole month leh. Confirm get full marks. If never get I treat everyone drink" fish replied, with confidence.
Kok kok was reassuring himself. I will pass TP. I will pass TP
"Who ask you still play before the exam? Now god also cannot help you" Fish tell kok kok
"Ya lor. Serve you right" Cai cai continued
People start to amass in the clubhouse for the meetingm which starts at 3pm. Yinnnnn, the new member, just step into the clubhouse reading the BardWareZone Magazine. It was believed that BardWareZone Magazine contains the most detailed analysis of every single computer hardware on the market.
"Oi Meiyou so late arh?" Melvin remind everyone of the time. It is 5 minutes before 3pm
"ä½ ä¸è¦ç”¨å¥‡æ€ªåŽ‹äºº (ni bu yao yong qi guai ya ren)" Yinnnnn retrot back. "Someone brief me on what happen in the last meeting?"
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Post by somatic on Oct 5, 2006 21:00:04 GMT 7
Melvin, being tired due to the fact that he has just recovered, points towards Kok Kok.
"KK, You tell this newb here what we did last week."
"Wah, I know u big, i know u tall, and i know u FAT." Yinnn fights back and turns towards Kok Kok which is still surfing the fourms of the nonrealRPG 2007, still searching for any one which might provide him with the answers towards the question he posted.
"Wah, the 'Mysterious Server World question thread' still no one reply ar? Give up lar, confirm no one else knows beside u onli lor. I oso never see before."
Kok Kok is irritated by the comment and plug his earpiece in his ears and listen to the theme song of a H game, 'The adventures of Plrin'. While the door gets slammed real hard.
"OIE! Which Motherless Fruitcake slam thedoor so hard! Want kena from my fishy punch issit?" Fish replies with a very angry voice.
"What, not happy ar. Where is my Proposal! I ask for so long liao and i see nothing done, liddat might as well call off the 'InREach' and continue to rot here."
On the sight of Vic, Fish turns black face and sits down continue to look at the cotalhouse website for newer MAM's by FE company.
Cai cai was late, but not for a reason because he went over to stalk a junior which he sees chio at the exam hall. His HG radar gives off a fiece signal when he saw her.
'She is located in the library now, maybe she is studying there? I should try to let her notice me.'
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Post by IrViNe? on Oct 5, 2006 21:33:06 GMT 7
"Maybe not, some other time perhaps." Cai Cai said with a sigh.
Cai Cai bowed his head as he entered the clubhouse.
"Eh? all so early ar?" Cai Cai said, not noticing the time.
"You r the one who's freaking 'early'" Fish retorted.
"Oh... sorry i got carried away wif somethin." Cai Cai replied
"Chase girls again ar? this time which chio bu? year 1, year2 or year 3 de?" Yinnnn asked curiously.
Cai Cai ignored his question and sat at the big table, and he began to notice the situation immediately.
"Why all so angry? haiyo, relax la, lemme show u all somethin, i juz found some new porn pics n vids on the net, come take a look!" Cai Cai said enthusiastically.
Fish jumped up at once, and he rushed over to Cai Cai, rubbing his face on Cai Cai's face. "Ah u r so great cai cai, i knew u wuld find porn for us."
Cai Cai, feelin disgusted, shoved fish away and opened his laptop.
Kok kok, even wif his music on wif max volume heard wat cai cai said n rush over beside him.
The other members gathered around Cai Cai like excited children.
"Relax every1, this 'data' i've collected will definitely not disappoint u guys."
As Cai Cai opens the directory where he stores all his porn, the faces around him r shining wif anticipation, cant wait to see wat sort of porn he gathered.
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Post by aquamaster on Oct 5, 2006 22:19:49 GMT 7
"Wah high tech arh" Yinnnnn noticed
Yip swipe his thumb over the fingerprint scanner. On the folder wallpaper is a picture of a popular Japanese porn idol. Only YIP knows her name (the others don't bother to remember her name, only her figure), and he refuse to tell anyone. She was wearing a nurse outfit.
"You better don't disappoint me" Fish gave Caicai a stern warning. "The whole meeting got delayed because of you. You better don't try any funny stun, or else..."
"I know I know I know" Caicai assured Fish, with his mouse now over a file named old_women. He double clicked on it, and the first screen which appear is really an old women
"Wah lau eh old one you also like?" exclaimed Melvin
"I thought you like old women what" replied CaiCai
"Only you like old women. There you see. All old women and not even a single guy. What lao you no taste" Yinnnnn add on
"Okokok this one is only a teaser for Melvin. Now I show you all the real thing"
Caicai closed the player, and move the mouse over to another file. The filename is in Japanese, and the only guy who know Japanese in the clubhouse.
Just then, everyone hear the sound of a door opening. It doesn't sound like the clubhouse door, and it seemed to come from above.
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Post by IrViNe? on Oct 5, 2006 22:39:42 GMT 7
"Wat's that noise?" Cai Cai asked.
"Tat's the sound of the opening of the girl's toilet door. U interested ar?" Kok Kok replied wif a nasty smile.
'Holy... I didnt noe there's a girl's toilet above us!!' Cai Cai thought deep down inside himself.
"Really?!?" Melvin exclaimed, his face shining wif excitement.
"Yea... Dun believe u go see lo" Kok Kok replied.
Melvin rushed out of the clubhouse immediately, and he ran up the stairs 4 at a time. Melvin stopped in front of the girl's toilet, his hand tremblin wif excitement and anticipation.
'I'll give it a shot n look what's inside! Maybe some girl is changin halfway n her undergarments r exposed.' Melvin thought, and his mouth starts to drool.
He leaned forward cautiously and before he can even touch the toilet door, the door opened itself slowly wif a loud sound...
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